August 2012
26 posts
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Philosophy to live by in Africa
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What I want to say to people who get in my...
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When someone asks if I'm excited to travel home
I’m just like,
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When someone tells me to put on my seatbelt on...
I’m just like,
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When people don't donate to my fundraising in...
I’m just like,
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When I have to sprint awkwardly to cross the road
I’m just like,
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When I've been in the village for too long
I’m just like,
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When someone tries to cross me
I’m just like,
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When I stumble upon a fight or other illegal...
I want to watch so I try to hide like,
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When a guy tells me he loves me
I’m just like,
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How I walk up to a street vendor
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What I want to say to almost every African I meet
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My reaction when I see mzungus getting on matatus...
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When my roommate wants to order delivery
I’m just like,
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When I meet a prostitute at the bar
I’m just like,
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When I'm packing to go home
And I realize there’s not enough room in my suitcase,
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When someone tries to translate for me in church
I’m just like,
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When vendors suggest I buy this curio
I’m just like,
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When an ex-pat acts like he's not interested in me
I’m just like,
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When someone offers me a dodgy drink
I imagine all they did was,
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When I walk past someone peeing on the sidewalk
I’m just like,
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When people mispronounce my name
I’m just like,
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When I come back to the US after living in Africa
My friends and I are just like,
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Whenever I have to get a new go-phone
I just tell the phone,
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Daily motto for life in Africa
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How I feel during the African winter
