What should Africa call me?

When guys ask my roommate and me for our mobile numbers before asking our names

We’re just like,

When I leave a bar

And the creepy guys are like,

But I’m just like,

When it is hotter in the US than in Africa

I’m just like,

When someone won’t stop staring at me

I’m just like,

When I am the only non-African in an area

I’m just like,

On my walk to work

Everyone is just like,

When I go into town and nothing bad happens

I’m just like,

When I realize the exchange rate isn’t in my favor anymore

I’m like,

When friends visit me in Africa

We reunite and it’s like,

When someone tells me Safaricom is better than Airtel

I’m just like,